Pennsylvania Funeral Homes Funny Signs?

Funny Signs? - pennsylvania funeral homes

Over a gynecologist office: "Dr. Jones of the cervix."

The plumber Truck Repair: "We know what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in northeastern Pennsylvania: "Do not fall asleep drip. Simply call a plumber."

Pizzeria slogan: "7 days without pizza makes weak."

Before a muffler shop: "No date. We hear you coming."

In the waiting room of the veterinarian: "back in 5 minutes. Sit down!" Stay! "

The office door of a plastic surgeon: "We can help you select your nose!

An electrician truck to remove: "We are the pants."

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

In some ways, motherhood: "Push Push Push ...

In one firmly in mind: "If you do not see what you are looking for, you're in the right place."

In thand in the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. Let's wait."